Monday is here–a new week, a newTMI Tuesday. Let’s
BFFs, sex, and break-ups
1. Hey, how are
good, thank you for asking. Summer is approaching and YSL sex game be strong!!
2. You are given
a strong but soft to the touch (and on the skin) rope. What will you do? (pick
just one). Explain your choice. a. Throw it in the garage to use later to tie down a tarp or something.
b. Use it for indoor wall rock climbing.
c. Tie up your lover and have your way with him/her.
likely to be the other way ‘round with YSL tying me up as I’m the one who
thrives on being restrained and used.
d. Lasso your secret crush and take them with you.
3. Tell us 3
reasons why you or anyone should masturbate.
1.It is a wonderful stress relief and is perfect for assisting with
2.It just feels amazing and you direct the action, making it as fast or as
drawn out as you wish
3.Your partner will enjoy watching :-)
4.Bonus. If it is taking over your life, note this video clip:
4. Would you
have sex with your best friend? Have you had sex with a best friend in the
past? How’d that work out–did you stay friends?
of course. You mean you don’t?? YSL enjoyed her too!!!!
5. What are your
top 5 reasons to break up with someone?
1.They turn out to be an idiot
2.They are unpredictable
3.They want more than what is being offered…even though what is on the
table is very attractive
4.They aren’t flexible to changing situations
5.They want to start fucking other people……oh hang on, that’s not a
problem…..if I’m there to join in of course :-)
Bonus: Post an image you find erotic? What about
it arouses you? I find a lot of things erotic, however here are two images that I found somewhat arousing as I do enjoy being entertained by multiple cocks!!
Two cocks!!! For me??
Perfect, they can go in my mouth then...at the same time!!
1. Have you ever
had bad sex? Why do you think it was bad?
a doubt!! It’s amazing how inventive people can be when it comes to delivering
of the list (in no particular order) experiences are:
1.Guys who think it’s fine to not wash and absolutely honk!!! Obviously
any advances stop at a very earlier stage in these instances
2.The guy who I met who I made mention to that I was partial to BDSM then
as soon as we entered the hotel room thought it was a good idea to immediately grab
my neck in an aggressive manner. This was met with a ‘Tyson in his prime’ swing
from me and the meet abruptly ended.
3.When I was in a club with YSL and this clown keep yapping on about my ‘naughty
knickers’ and how they should come off. He moved from base to base in a most
unsophisticated way spending literally 5 seconds on each section, which, yes,
included a 5 second lick of oral on me. It was all to get to penetration as
quickly as possible, whilst miserably masquerading as being ‘a gent’. He later
followed us to another room as seemed to be under the impression that he knew
me and my sexual preferences very well as he was saying to other guys ‘no, she
doesn’t like that’, etc. All of the time he was rubbing my back to ‘keep
himself in play’ whilst constantly scanning the room to see if there were
other/better opportunities around. An absolute delight….as you can imagine.
4.This one….as YSL said in the car on the way home “I always thought that
I would always be grateful just for the opportunity of being involved in group
sex, I never dreamed that I would come away angry from a group sex experience”.
So the short version is, we met a couple, had a social, they seemed alright so
we went back to their place. As soon as we got in the house he turned into this
complete male arsehole with no thought or manners to others. We continue on,
all naked in the bedroom and this twat just couldn’t shut up. “Do you like that
love?”, “ooh, is he hard in you love?”, “ooh, are you wet love?”……fucking
constantly. All three of us started off politely requesting that he
concentrates on the job in hand and within ten minutes had to bluntly say “just
shut the fuck up will you!!”. Amazingly, this tosser was completely impervious
to anything that was said to him and carried on yapping away like everything
was fine. It most certainly wasn’t.
5.In a sex club, we meet a couple who appear to be interesting in the bar
area….until she says, is it OK if I take these heels off? We say yes, she
promptly reshoes herself with some awful carpet slippers. It was our more naïve
days, so we let it slide and lock ourselves in a private room with them. She
decides it a great idea to literally bite YSLs cock, we tell her that this activity
isn’t particularly welcomed, to which she smiles and proceeds to carry on
biting…..like YSL will likely change his mind and think that it is a fantastic
idea. It just spiralled downhill as the husband regressed to the state and
mentality of a toddler, literally running in and out of the room in a state of excitement,
jumping up and down, rubbing his head and so forth. The amusing bit was when he
suddenly decided that he had a boot fetish and rubbed his face up and down my
brand new boots, and in the process he was transferring the black boot polish
all over his face.
6.Completely the doing of YSL this one. We met with a single female who
refused to send us a face pic in advance and wouldn’t agree to a social meet
prior to sex. He brought her back to the hotel, she hadn’t made any effort to
dress up in any way whatsoever, she was an idiot, so my solution to this
scenario was to get blind drunk. YSL progressed to the bedroom with her whilst
I was pre-occupied with the results of my heavy drinking in the bathroom and let’s
just say that this woman claimed to be a heavy squirter, but clearly wasn’t
enlightened to differences between female ejaculate and urine. Delightful!!
7.We got invited to a hotel to join a group of about ten for what was supposed
to be a birthday fantasy come true for the husband of a couple. He wanted to be
the centre of a bukkake session with multiple guys cumming over him. So
anyways, we make our way to this fucked up hotel, don’t feel good about having
parked the car in this area, get the shakey small lift up to the tenth floor,
get greeted at the door and enter this horrible room that is furnished with chipped,
damaged and old chairs, cabinets etc that look freshly delivered from the junk
shop. The wife is delighted with this room and proceeds to tell us how great it
is “….and it even has a lounge”, erm, otherwise known as a tiny little space
that two chairs just fit in to. We admire the view from the window, which is of
dozens of clothes irons that have been chucked out of the hotel windows on to
the flat roof a few floors below. The evening wears on and finally the husband
lies face up in the middle of the bed ready to receive his ‘shower’ and after a
short amount of time, the wife starts loudly kicking off that she is being
ignored. This is all somewhat bewildering given the point of why we were all
gathered together. My solution to this situation? Let’s start drinking in an accelerated
8.There are many more such as the post op transgender woman sitting on my
face, who didn’t think that I would need to be informed of her history, you
know, regular stuff like that.
2. Have you ever given bad sex? Why did that happen?
know, it’s for others to judge. I haven’t deliberately done so.
3. What instantly puts you in a bad mood?
talking rubbish during sex. See point 4 from the first question as an exemplar
of this. Active participants talking about non sexual things or just ramblings
from a thick, empty headed twat aren’t welcome and people either in a room or
just outside by an open door who are holding general chat really don’t enhance
the atmosphere when attempting to engage in sex.
4. Have you been hurt during a sexual activity? What was the activity? How were
you hurt or injured?
got a pretty high pain threshold
5. During sex, what instantly turns you off?
annoying talk, being selfish and uncaring about your partner
It’s the month of May AND it is time to playTMI Tuesday!
1. May 9 – Today is National Lost Sock Memorial Day. How many single socks
do you have because the mate got lost? I have no idea, but wearing single or matching pairs of
socks have no place when conducting sexual activities….why?? why??? Why do
people do this????
2. This month is National Bike Month (in the USA), do you own a bike? When
is the last time you rode your bike? I don’t appreciate being called a ‘bike’….I just
have a high sex drive and like multiple partners. We all do don’t we?? Don’t
3. Of course we all know it is Masturbation Month. How are you celebrating? We all know?? Hmmh, I was under the impression that
it was Masturbation Millennium and I’m now into my 16th year of
celebrating. I had a few warm up years decades in the pre Millennium
period too. Here is an example of me celebrating
4. As a kid, many of us would think or say, “I don’t ever want to be like my
mom (or dad)!” Now that you are grown, which parent do you think you are most
like. I am myself. I look after those around me and then
give myself little rewards too.
5. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it
be? Never look back. Being raised is nothing that you
can control and I’m sure that they were doing as they thought best at the time
within their knowledge and circumstances.
Bonus: A lot of people do
sexting. Do you ever have sexy talk with a real phone call? Do you rehearse
what you are going to say or do it freestyle?
There is no texting between us and
there have only ever been about five telephone calls at most, all of which were
restricted to factual conversation, so no sexting or distance sexy talk occurring